The Best of Jamie and Danny. This is just a fan site for Jamie and Danny on Star 98.7. Stench, (Mike Roberts), Jack Hein, Monica, Danny Bonaduce, and Jamie White make up the team on the "big morning show". These guys are awesome!! They Rule!!
Danny Bonaduce was a former child star on the popular 70's sitcom the Brady Bunch. I'm just kidding, he was on the Partridge Family. I never even heard of the Partridge Family until I started listening to the show. This guy is very cool and very nerdy at times. He went to "math college". He talks about a lot of stuff he's going to do and probably does about .05% of them. He's been talking about opening a pizza parlor for years and finally partnered with someone who owned one. It's called Fiorini's. I've never been there but I hear crazy Jim often visits . Danny also got a Suzuki GSX-R because the morning show was going to kill him if this turned out to be another one of his "things he says he's going to do but never does" moments. He crashed it by hitting the side of a wall or divider of some sort and the peg drilled into his calf. He made up a story at first that the bike fell on top of him, pinning him to the ground. (listen in the "episodes" "random audio" section "11/07/2003, Jack's having a baby! AHHHH!"). He's done numerous Dare Danny stunts. My favorite one was the newt. Jamie always brings up the fact that he wore a dress on the "other half". He controls his anger pretty well for a guy that gets thrown under the bus all the time. He never attends the meeting after work. He was left handed for a while and only spoke Spanish. He has a daughter Isabella, which he played naughty words ABC's with, and baby son Dante, which he hopes won't grow up to be like his father, a recovering alcoholic, drug abuser, almost anything bad you can think of. Danny has had sex with a midget who screamed "EEEE~" during their oh so romantic escapade in the playground. He picked up a transvestite hooker and led the police on a not so high speed chase. The nick name he gave himself was Debo, the nickname Stench gave him was DumbA$$. He watches the History channel and reads books. He had his own room at his house. He leaves love notes for his wife in the morning. He was in celebrity boxing and stop taking his medication specifically for the fight. He becomes machete man when he doesn't take his meds. He drove a 94' Viper with 15,000 miles on it that he got for doing a infomercial. He almost traded it in for a trailer recently. He does a limp, that no one can see, while doing voice over's (March 18th 2004 "random crap" category. Part 2 in March 19th 2004, Follow up on April 20th 2004,) and has meat in his shoes. This guy is AWESOME!! Never a dull moment with the Dan!
Recently named Mr. Burbank on April 22, 2004, Jack attended the something ith annual Burbank parade on Saturday, April 24th 2004. Jack currently holds the title of Mr. Burbank, well because he knows everything about Burbank. He's the human mapquest of Burbank. He was actually kicked out of the Burbank parade a while back for some reason. I really don't remember why they (him and Danny) were kicked out but Stench said they were mean drunks. Jack use to work for KROQ. He was friends with Carson Daily (he went to his wedding I think) and revealed that Kevin really hates Bean. Allegedly, that's why they don't do the show together. (on a side note, people compare the two morning shows and say I like Jamie and Danny or I like Kevin and Bean, but they're apples and oranges. The format of the show is totally different. I have listen to Kevin and Bean, before I was a Jamie and Danny freak of course, and the format they use is similar to Rick Dee's or vise versa. Just format wise, not content wise. I think a better comparison would be Love Line. They're more along the lines of Jamie and Danny, format wise. Yes, i have way too much time to think about this. Well either way, with Jamie and Danny there is no competition!!! They were recently ranked #1 so woo hoo! They deserve it 100%) Jack allegedly has a really big slong and is suppose to be the drunk depressed guy. His ex-girlfriend a couple years back was Nadia. She allegedly used him to get tickets for a show. The relationship literally came to a end when the singer from Smash Mouth yelled "THANK YOU LA!". (j/k, I have no idea how it ended). I don't remember how he met Sparkles but she got pregnant and they got married. Everything happened so fast. Well, he's a father now, with his daughter Lucy, and his days of drinking alcohol and riding BMW's have now been replaced with changing diapers and driving to Target in a mini-van. Danny claims that Jack was never as drunk and depressed as he was made out to be, but either way, his life has drastically changed during the past year. Jack is very sarcastic on the show and is often the guy correcting people. Knows as "the pips" , a name given to them by Jamie, Jack and Stench are best friends. (Listen to March 22nd 2004, "TYMHM")
Some people don't like Jamie's voice. "It's like a spa." as she puts it. I never thought it was annoying. She's from Southern Illinois. She was a Heron Tiger and a Energy Eagle. The heaviest she's been: 135 lbs. She has sworn on the Bible numerous times that her relationship with fancy pants was over. As far as I know from the show, she still sees him. She recently went to watch NASCAR with him. She divorced her husband David (I think that was his name) because of Fancy Pants. Turns out he was cheating on her too. She loves her step kids though. She has a HUGE list of people she won't date so if you have a monster truck, you're out of luck. She likes neighborhoods where the kids could leave their bikes on the lawn. Her last serious relationship was with Builder Bob. This was before Builder Bob but she was suppose to go out on a date with Jerry O'Connell but he supposedly acted too cool for her so things didn't work out. Months later, she saw him at a restaurant and he bought her dinner so everything's good. Matthew Perry said that he would love to date her but won't because she would talk about him on the air. She lost her viginity on a combine. Her website is jamiewhite.com. She didn't like Frosty and Frank. Danny seems to annoy her but it's probably a love/hate relationship. Mostly hate :) She sounds really harsh and crude on the air but there were instances where her soft side came out. A recent example I remember would be the call she made on the air to Builder Bob. I'm sure there are a few more but these moments are rare. She has a cat named Cliffard and she use to sell cat hats on jamiewhite.com but was told she looked bad/crazy so she stopped. She doesn't like B-Rad. She hates that Janet popped out that boob. Everyone on the radio seems to hate that she did that. Phil Hendrie did a whole thing on how the radio stations get kicked while not one of the tv networks get crap from the FCC. That doesn't make any sense to me. You can't see boobs on the radio FCC!! (yeah i know it's all John Hogan's idea for that indecent material crap but if he had big enough cohones, he wouldn't be bullied by the FCC!! You should take a look at the networks John. Bono gets away with saying the F-Word and not one fine! And please don't argue that the context in how it was said was bla bla bla and bla bla bla, bla bla bla. There's no way that the F word would be acceptable under any situation on the radio! I'm sure there are a trillion reasons why John made that decision, aside from the fact that Janet popped out the boob, but like the ol' saying goes, if it ain't broke, don't try to fix it!! Wow, went a little OT there. As if John Hogan's ever going to read this, but hey, just had to voice my opinion.)
Stench AKA Stretch in the studio AKA Mike Roberts professionally is hilarious. This guy sets the tred for most of the lingo spoken by Jamie and Danny. Yelling "DumbA$$", "Yea~s", and "loo-sah" all origintaed from him. It's scary because I end up talking like these guys. (Danny says "right" all the time. There was a show on that (1/15/04 Episode). They all say "very nice" a billion times. I catch myself saying that too. "What had happen was" was also pretty popular. That originated from Danny's kid explaining something to him. It's more of a cutesy thing. I though it was something Danny said when he was drunk.) Stench is also known for his Beef Log song ("Beef Log, Beef Log, what a treat, A hefty hunk of processed meat! Dipped in mustard, oh what joy, I'm a jolly Beef Log boy!). It's from the show Brak on Comedy Central. He mentioned his son watched that show. Stench has two kids, "Bucket/Mellon Head" and the new baby Juliana Olivia (3/14/03 in the "episodes" category). Stench use to be a long hair biker guy but now complains about them because the rev from their engine wake up the baby. He has a brother that loves NASCAR and has NASCAR BBQ's. A while ago, they didn't like Stench and Jack talking during the show. I think the GM at the time was Paul O'Malley and he said that too many people were talking. Well it's obviously not the case these days because this guy adds soo much to the show. He does the recap and makes fun of the Dan. He just bursts into the room yelling and is just down right a funny guy.
Monica answers the phones on the Jamie and Danny show. She spells silver with a y. She just got married to Poncho on May 8th, 2004. She translates the callers questions in Spanish and also translates stories from callers who can't articulate themselves. She was late once and gave out her cell phone number on the air. That was a mistake. Jamie says she has a "Fat A$$". She pulled off a practical joke on Stench and he's been after her since. She hates Frodo, the new intern. She comes off as a really down to earth, overall nice person.